Chal Hawa Ane De

“I had a friend once who was always broke. He’d follow me everywhere, when I went to eat, to shop or for a movie. But, he’d never ever pay, ever. I ended up paying for him all the time. I was really sick of it. I needed to do something about it. So, once when I was headed out, he asked me where I was going. I told him I was going to take a dump in the middle of the road and if he’d care to join me. I haven’t heard from him much since. If i’d only know this would work, i’d have done it a lot sooner.”
Chimply speaking!