In Captain We Trust
“Dhoni is a perfect combination of being both sorted and focused and that’s what helps him lead our team so well.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
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Plz don’t eat my head up
“What do you do when someone gets on your nerves?” “Count from 10 to 1 and then punch them.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V
Salaami Saab
”What kinds of emotions does food evoke in you?” ”If it’s lasagna, then it’s pretty much love at first bite” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
Nana Partykar
“I party so much that I think the word ‘party’ should be replaced by my name in the dictionary. My hangovers last so long that by the time I’m over them, it’s Friday again.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V
Space Cadet
“Spacing out is probably the only legitimate skill I have. I get out of extremely boring situations and mentally teleport to some place more interesting. I zoned out once during a job interview. The interviewer explained the job profile to me at length and at…
Batsman
“The British may have invented cricket but I can proudly say that we play it the best. For us, it’s not a sport, it’s religion.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
Don’t Drink and Drive
“Either just drink or just drive. If you do both, you’ll likely be killed.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V
Superest Girl
“What makes you the Superest Girl?” “Well, I’m a jedi, pranic healing instructor, ex- model, marketing consultant & arhatic yoga practitioner. Also, I have the ability to consume large amounts of chocolates without getting sick. That pretty much makes me the Superest Girl.” Chimply Speaking!…
Bore Mat Kar Yaar
“I am way too entertaining.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
Self Study
“Do you usually judge people or are you more of a self-enhancement person?” “There’s a saying that what someone else does is their Karma but how you react to it is your Karma. So, I prefer forming good Karmas by studying myself.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V