Batsman
“The British may have invented cricket but I can proudly say that we play it the best. For us, it’s not a sport, it’s religion.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
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Don’t Drink and Drive
“Either just drink or just drive. If you do both, you’ll likely be killed.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V
Superest Girl
“What makes you the Superest Girl?” “Well, I’m a jedi, pranic healing instructor, ex- model, marketing consultant & arhatic yoga practitioner. Also, I have the ability to consume large amounts of chocolates without getting sick. That pretty much makes me the Superest Girl.” Chimply Speaking!…
Bore Mat Kar Yaar
“I am way too entertaining.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
Self Study
“Do you usually judge people or are you more of a self-enhancement person?” “There’s a saying that what someone else does is their Karma but how you react to it is your Karma. So, I prefer forming good Karmas by studying myself.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V
Don’t Drive and Drive
“What’s your favorite anti-drink and drive road sign?” “Drive sober, or get pulled over.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
Indians
“What do you think Indians are best at?” “We are the best at bargaining for everything, right from street shopping to someone’s feelings. We are the kings at bargaining.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
No Friend Zone
”When some girl calls me bhaiya or brother, I try to make sure I never see her again.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V
Teja Main Hoon
“I miss the genuine comedy of old time cinema. I would love to get a tattoo like Teja from Andaz Apna Apna because I believe in dictatorship.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V
Are You Suar
“Honestly, I think being sure is overrated. Life doesn’t come with instructions. I do think twice sometimes but, I never over-think it.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw