Nana Partykar
“I party so much that I think the word ‘party’ should be replaced by my name in the dictionary. My hangovers last so long that by the time I’m over them, it’s Friday again.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V
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Space Cadet
“Spacing out is probably the only legitimate skill I have. I get out of extremely boring situations and mentally teleport to some place more interesting. I zoned out once during a job interview. The interviewer explained the job profile to me at length and at…
Batsman
“The British may have invented cricket but I can proudly say that we play it the best. For us, it’s not a sport, it’s religion.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
Don’t Drink and Drive
“Either just drink or just drive. If you do both, you’ll likely be killed.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V
Superest Girl
“What makes you the Superest Girl?” “Well, I’m a jedi, pranic healing instructor, ex- model, marketing consultant & arhatic yoga practitioner. Also, I have the ability to consume large amounts of chocolates without getting sick. That pretty much makes me the Superest Girl.” Chimply Speaking!…
Bore Mat Kar Yaar
“I am way too entertaining.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
Self Study
“Do you usually judge people or are you more of a self-enhancement person?” “There’s a saying that what someone else does is their Karma but how you react to it is your Karma. So, I prefer forming good Karmas by studying myself.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V
Don’t Drive and Drive
“What’s your favorite anti-drink and drive road sign?” “Drive sober, or get pulled over.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
Indians
“What do you think Indians are best at?” “We are the best at bargaining for everything, right from street shopping to someone’s feelings. We are the kings at bargaining.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2KsoVbw
No Friend Zone
”When some girl calls me bhaiya or brother, I try to make sure I never see her again.” Chimply Speaking! http://bit.ly/2NaEl5V